Anyone up for a sci-fi adventure that features a government cover up of alien proportions and a pair of heroes who can go on a killing spree and string of thefts and not taken into custody? No? Well be lucky that I watched this one for you so that you can spend the 95 minutes instead doing something much more enjoyable like picking up poop in the backyard before mowing.
Streamed by: Netflix
Directed by: James Conway
Starring: Gary Collins, Robert Vaughn, Darren McGavin
Tagline: Why won’t they tell us?
After launching a satellite into space and watching it explode in front of their eyes, astronauts Steve Bancroft and Lew Price are blamed for the explosion and the death of their fellow crew mate. However, the crash happened as a result of colliding with an alien spacecraft which then crashes on Earth in the Arizona desert. Darren McGavin leads a team of NASA scientists given the task of investigating the crashed spacecraft which is found to contain three dead alien life forms. Through research and old manuscripts the scientists believe that these aliens are from a race of ancient astronauts thought to have visited Earth long ago and are responsible for the creation of all mankind. A government cover-up due to an impending election and two astronauts traveling through Arizona and Texas to clear their name give you the premise of Hangar 18.
What you would have seen:
- And to think, that head is still floating through space somewhere in the universe.
- I’m thinking that the filmmakers should have done a little more research about how the Space Shuttle traveled through space, however I wonder if one of their kids will be missing their Space Shuttle toy? Upon further investigation, I feel that I must somewhat take back this statement because the Space Shuttle had not yet launched at the time of the film.
- Hooray for stock video footage!
- There is always an election in the way from getting to the truth.
- Alright, who erased that blip?!
- Apparently alien beings have been stealing our tin foil to line their walls and ceilings with and evidently alien spacecraft have more room in the inside than they look from the outside.
- Quite an impressive set of hieroglyphics on the alien ship. I think I just saw Optimus Prime on that wall.
- Hmmmm…I wonder what this button does. Oops, my bad! Is everyone alright?
- Not a bad little car chase scene that ends in an impressive explosion.
- Wouldn’t our two “heroes” be on the U.S. most wanted list after killing those two federal agents?
- You mean to tell me that people actually did their research from books? Thank god for Google.
- A bad pair of eyeglasses with octagon frames. Did they actually make those?
- Glass that shatters before a bullet even reaches it.
- Four guys run around an oil refinery shooting guns and absconding oil rigs and there are no workers willing to stop them?
- I’ll bet that Gary Collins is really good at playing Grand Theft Auto.
- Man, that toy airplane must have been packed with a ton of explosives!
- A voiceover to end the movie with only the ship left unharmed? No resolution? Were they planning a sequel?
Award Winning Dialogue:
“Either we’re imagining this whole thing, or the blip of the UFO has been erased.”
“They sure didn’t get these equipment at Radio Shack.”
“We, mankind, the human race, are their children.”
Despite all of it’s faults and plot holes, this movie wasn’t on the surface as bad as I had anticipated. It wasn’t great by any means, but I’m betting this one is on the shelf of some sci-fi collectors as a classic. Won’t be on mine in a million years but hey, to each their own.
Since it did have some merit to it, albeit very little, this film only deserves two turds out of five.