April Fool’s Day. The day known for many a plan of pranks and highjinx among those who we consider friends and family. Working with kids all day long, I have to listen to the constant joke about open flies or untied shoes and usually the most creative pranks come from the adults that I work with. Needing a little more substance to my April Fool’s Day, I saw that Netflix and Crackle were both streaming an appropriately named movie, April Fool’s Day. As I saw the movie’s cover art showing a lady holding a knife behind her back in front of a number of laughing friends with her pony tail in the form of a noose, it brought back memories of seeing it on the movie shelves when going to the video store when I was younger. So, with those memories on my mind, I loaded up the film, sat back and relaxed and hoped that I wasn’t going to be the one getting pranked.
Streaming on: Netflix, Crackle
Directed by: Fred Walton
Starring: Jay Baker, Thomas F. Wilson, Deborah Goodrich, Ken Olandt, Griffin O’Neal
Tagline: Guess who’s going to be the life of the party?
Rotten Tomatoes: 36%
Number of April Fool’s Day Pranks: no less than 15
A group of college friends make plans for a week long getaway on the small private island of a good friend. As the group enters the island, they enjoy playing a few April Fool’s Day pranks on each other. As the week progresses, the friends start to disappear mysteriously and turn up dead. While the friends try to solve the reason for the killings, a young couple, Kitt and Rob, begin to put clues together to find out who the killer is. As the friends continue to be picked off one by one, Kitt and Rob, confront the weekend’s hostess, Muffy, about the murders. Muffy however, has something in store for them and shows her true intentions of inviting the guests to the island.
Things you don’t want to miss:
- We are looking at the beginning of the shaky hand held cam movie troupe.
- Biff gives it up on the first date.
- Scariest music box of all time!
- Muffy is such an unfortunate name.
- Video cameras have come a long way since they required an over the shoulder bag.
- Never read that version of Treasure Island in high school, I probably would have been more attentive.
- Come on fella, everyone knows you don’t catch a knife with your stomach. Let the pranks begin.
- Hang on to that eye so you don’t lose it.
- When Barbie dolls hold your place at the table, you know it’s a classy affair.
- The farts are supposed to come after the beans, not before.
- Watch out for booby traps before going to bed.
- What the hell kind of position is that? The Spiderman?
- No one can have sex in this film without having someone peeping on them.
- Snakes! Why does it always have to be snakes?
- Those boots belong to someone who can make the earth move.
- Ding Dong Dell, pussy’s in the well…along with some heads.
- Apparently Lorena Bobbitt is a guest on the island.
- We all knew that Ned had been hanging around too long. Cue rimshot sound here.
- Grown women playing with Barbies is always a bad sign.
- The guests end up being quite the cast of characters.
- Yikes, that music box is just as scary. *Wink*
“Nice? It’s gonna to be bloody unbelievable.”
“Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hangin’ out.”
“Please god, let it be Ding-Dongs!”
“Sometimes, with the tides, it could take somebody all night to get here from the main land. Yet sometimes, they don’t make it.”
“You can just take that thing and shove it right back in your pants kiddo.”
“Arch, you browned your trou(sers).”
THE FINAL WORD:
During the 80’s many movies tried to capture the popularity of the slasher movie craze. Throughout the many movies that were made, this gave audiences a chance to sit back, watch, and even accept some mindless and over the top death scenes as well as some teenage sex and nudity. Thinking that this is along the same vain that this film was going to fall into as well, I didn’t have too much hope for it. The beginning of the film started off as many other slasher films do with it’s character development. At first I was getting frustrated that all of the “killings” were all done off screen and implied. This was upsetting me because I thought I had tuned in to a slasher film for god’s sake. The cast of this movie, while no one was up for an Oscar due to their performance, wasn’t bad at all. In fact, a bit enjoyable, and each had their own distinct personality. And hey, it has the guy who played Biff in it!! The film’s score wasn’t terrible and reminded me of the X-Files theme. I kept waiting to see Fox and Mulder pop up in various scenes. The movie’s plot wasn’t all too deep, at least at first thought. But as it played out, the title became more and more relevant to me. I am not about to spoil the movie’s ending, but I must say I didn’t see it coming. And then, I realized why the trouble was spent not having the “slashing” on screen. And as far as I am concerned this was a pleasant surprise and a creative break from the serial-killer/slasher movies of it’s time. And I warn you, this is not your typical “scary slasher flick”. It is with this slight praise and enjoyment that I give this film a 1.5 turd rating.